Rawlins Family

Rawlins Family

Thursday, September 13, 2007

I just wanna dedicate this to all of you who aren't getting your daily dose of the smooth vocal stylings of Lionel Richie. You really need to work on that...don't worry. We're here to help. Take a moment to bask not only in the glory of his melodic abilities, but also in his AMAZING acting prowess.
Here are a few things to ask yourself while watching:
1. Who names their child Tony Billy Boy?
2. Do you think Lionel Richie has the appropriate background to teach theater?
3. Do you think that a blind girl - hot though she may be - could dance that well?
4. Where DOES Mr. Richie get those fabulous sweaters?
5. Does anybody really find stalking romantic?
6. Don't you think it's rather unkind of LR to keep saying "Is it me you're LOOKING for" when it's obvious that the girl is blind?

Enjoy. We hope it's what you're looking for.

4 comments:

Jeni said...

OK a few of my thoughts on this.
1. even better than his sweaters are his jackets over the sweater.
2. you wonder where she is? You ARE stalking her, you KNOW where she is.
3. Is it just me or does everyone in that high school look really old?
4. "HELLO" That is just freaky - call a blind person, pause when she answers and start singing one line of your song that makes fun of her, and then hang up. Like that wouldn't freak me out!

Sara said...

I also wonder how she's managed to sculpt that clay so well if she's blind? And why is he, a teacher, hitting on/stalking a student? Creepy.

Alyssa said...

Dude I hit on and stalk my students all the time. Lionel Richie is so hott right now. I'm actually considering an investment in a sweater/jacket combo of my own. So hot.

Stephanie said...

Eew, Yucky, freaky. I think that filled my dose of L.R. for quite a while Thanks. (0: