(Sung to the tune of Oh What do you do in the summer time?)
Oh what do you do in the summer time,
when you're big and wide and big?
Do you lay on your bed
and whine in your head
or silently curse a lot?
Is that what you do?
So do I!
Oh what do you do in the summer time,
when everyone else is thin.
Do you wear the same thing
but not your wedding ring
because you don't fit in it?
Is that what you do?
So do I!
Oh what do you do in the summer time,
when your pelvis is dislocated?
Do you waddle a lot
and sweat 'cause you're hot
and not cook for anyone?
Is that what you do?
So do I!
4 comments:
Yep, that's what I do. Okay except the pelvis dislocated thing. That sucks. But I pretty much lay in bed every morning trying to think of a good excuse to stay in bed but then i realize that my back and hips hurt so much that it's not even worth trying to sleep... ugh. You're almost there, though!!!!
I don't know why but an involuntary burst of laughter came out of mouth at the line, "or silently curse a lot?" Okay, okay.....I do know. It's because I do that too. A LOT!
Yeah. You nailed it on the head, FO' SHO'!
All summer I've been asking myself how people live in Texas, let alone PREGNANT people in all their hugeness. Ugh.
Oh, I love it. You are so funny Anna! Good luck on Friday.
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