Cam: "Dad, what does L-E-N spell?"
Chase: "Well, um, it spells len. But len isn't really a word."
Cam: (very indignant) "NO Dad! It spells alien! L. E. N. Alien!!!!!!"
Cam: (after eating a fluffernutter sandwich) "Mom, how do you make marshmallows?"
Me: "I'm not really sure, Cam."
Cam: "I know, let's go to the store and get some Mar and then we'll get some Shmallow (pronounced shm-eh-wo) and make marshmallows!"