For the love of all that is gooey, crunchy and chocolate covered (read: holy), can we all just agree on this one topic?
Pregnancy is TEN MONTHS, people. TEN. Not nine. TEN.
I've been on the earth for approximately 364 months. And not one of them had 35 days in it.
So pregnancy leans much closer to ten months. It just does.
And I'm CONVINCED that the whole 9 month gestation idea came from someone who is uterus-less. How else would he have gotten the Mrs. on the baby train? Not with a double digit pregnancy, that's how.
Men. Whether it's a fart* or a pregnancy. They're always trying to sneak one past us.
* Fart was an illegal word in my house while growing up...I still have a hard time saying it. I usually just don't. It brings back memories of me being hoisted over the sink and soap deposited in my mouth. Shiver.