Emmett, you're going to have to stop calling me. Listen, I'm a happily married woman! With children! I know, I know. You find me beautiful, alluring, and incredibly intelligent. Yes, the word sexy isn't strong enough to describe me. I get it. But, you know, there's got to be someone else out there for you. Other fish in the sea and whatnot.
So hang in there, kid. I have a feeling things are going to turn out for you in the end. Somehow.