Emmett, you're going to have to stop calling me. Listen, I'm a happily married woman! With children! I know, I know. You find me beautiful, alluring, and incredibly intelligent. Yes, the word sexy isn't strong enough to describe me. I get it. But, you know, there's got to be someone else out there for you. Other fish in the sea and whatnot.
So hang in there, kid. I have a feeling things are going to turn out for you in the end. Somehow.
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Hmmm, I think Cam has his eyebrows, should we be worried?
Holy Guacamole! This sounds serious.
Girl, you have an illness.
I want desperately to comment, but I just have no idea who these Twilight people are. Is this Edward? I don't think I'm on Team Edward. Sign me up for the other demon.
HAVE FUN TONIGHT!
Deb, this is Emmett.
Ladies, you know that 90% of my Twilight obsession is done in jest, right? This would be part of the jest side of things, obviously...
OK, but I don't know what Emmett means. Is Emmett the real name or the character name? Emmett doesn't sound right as a character, so I'm assuming this must be real name for the character guy from the other team, yes? In that case, I've changed my mind -- sign me up for Team Edward.
Anna - have you heard about the Addiction Recovery class offered at church? It's free and anonymous.
Deb considered yourself signed up for Twilight 101 during our Christmas visit.
Emmett = Character name. Though, to be fair, I think he's cuter in person.
Steamy...can't believe I held off until tonight!
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