Proof that I am an Ugly Mom:
Tonight as we were sitting (around Sophia's potty), about to read scriptures, I was letting Miles brush my hair. After combing it into a nice fluffy coiffure, Miles said, "Mommy, you're HUUUUUUGE!" Then he came around front to get a nice, good look and repeated, "Mommy! You're huge!"
At which point Sophie, from her throne, giggled and said, "huge, huge, huge! hee hee hee!"
If only they weren't so right...