Why Subheads are so hot right now
Subheads are so hot right now because of Deb. She's the master of cool. Or maybe I'm cooler because I have subheads for my subheads. You be the judge.
Deb, huh? What does Deb backwards spell?
Wearing spandex is cool
But only cool if you're a high school/college athlete who was once asked to play for the National Handball Team.
National Handball Team
Come on, Alyssa. National Handball Team? Really? That's funny because I was once asked to play for the I-Totally-Made-That-Up National Team. Only the name of my team is more creative than the name of your team. Seriously, I can imagine you trying to come up with a name and all you could think of was your hand. And a ball. And thus the National Handball Team was born. Nice.
Random childhood memories
I really appreciate when my sister's share their childhood memories. Has anyone noticed that our brother's actually have NO MEMORY of (almost) any childhood event? Here's a conversation between me and Sam:
Me: Hey Sam, remember that time...
On 80 year-olds
Um, seriously? Shouldn't someone report that to the supervisor. It seems like unstable behavior.
I Don't Understand
So you're telling me that eating ice cream with hot fudge every night for the last, say, 28 years is why my butt looks like this? Crap.
Alright, already, so I'll join a gym
But explain to me again how that piece of paper is going to shrink my bottom? Wait, what? I have to GO TO the gym? And do what? On the what? Crap. Pass the ice cream.
Look out, world. Dog spit. It's all the rage. Check for it in your local Penzey's or Williams Sonoma soon!
Down with dog beating!